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« Reply #8650 on: February 12, 2019, 07:31:53 PM »
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« Reply #8651 on: February 21, 2019, 08:31:37 AM »
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Redditor is giving away 2 free vape oil pens.

https://www.reddit.com/r/oilpen/comments/asj41x/nows_your_chance_to_win_a_free_vessel_leave_a/

May not seem like such a big deal, but I gotta effortpost.

Oil pen batteries are literally $10 and there's no "industry standard" when it comes to them. There's no good or bad, top shelf or bottom shelf, high quality or low quality, they're just fuckin batteries that heat a coil. For the record, I'm still using the $10 one I got last summer and it works just as well as the day I bought it. I have a backup, just in case it burns out, but I'm yet to actually need it. $20 total. It's like buying a washer for a lawnmower engine. It's a fucking washer for a fucking lawnmower. Do you really need to nitpick brand name and go tip-top premium quality on something so basic? If you're a unsatisfied, unfulfilled Redditor, then of course you do! And you totally need to post about it! And when you realize the $10 washer is/does the exact same thing as the 25 cent washer and you're too ashamed to get a refund, you might as well use it to garner attention via giveaway contest!

https://www.vesselbrand.com/

Hundred fucking dollars and he bought two of them. And before you ask, of course he already had one that was perfectly functional. He's giving that one away, too. There's a long 888 Facebook chat conversation post about how/why he isn't getting a refund, if you care to read, where at least the product support rep is getting paid to have a mile long text conversation with an internet goon. Even their attitude in text chat reeks of "So why the fuck did you bother paying several hundred dollars for a $10-$30 dollar product? I mean, I'm just working here, so I don't really care, but for fuck sake..."

To top it off, he's having his coffee shop barista pick the winner of the giveaway.

 :goonthink: "You seem like a fair, unbiased maiden of great integrity! Care to choose the winner of my premium vaporizer giveaway on Reddit!?"

I'll bet my left nut that the contest winner will have 5-10 of those things already, but will still be super excited for the 11th one, regardless of how it's the exact same shit as the ones they already own.

(Disclosure: I'm part of that particular sub, because I make my own THC based distillate. They're very helpful when it comes to ordering the oils and stuff required to make it, but I'll be damned if I don't constantly have to sift through endless "LOOK AT MY SHINY RIG, GUYS! I'M A CONSUMER JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU!" posts featuring dirty fingernails holding up a store bought product.)
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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #8652 on: February 21, 2019, 11:14:45 AM »
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LOOK AT MY SHINY RIG, GUYS! I'M A CONSUMER JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU!" posts featuring dirty fingernails holding up a store bought product.)

The cooking sub is full of people inept enough that they ask for a recipe to cook a hamburger yet they buy $200 all-clad brand skillets to use in their shitty apartment because some jewish cable channel convinced them they need it and it will surely work better than a $10 one.

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« Reply #8653 on: February 21, 2019, 01:23:33 PM »
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Vaping "culture" is the gayest shit. I mean idgaf if you vape weed in the privacy of your own home, more power to you, but seeing someone pull out a vape pen in public is nowadays on par with fedoras when it comes to giant "I am a faggot" signposts.

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« Reply #8654 on: February 21, 2019, 03:06:06 PM »
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ego batteries break all the time so the idea of a slightly premium one thats constructed a bit better doesn't sound so bad until i read the part where its like $100+
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« Reply #8655 on: February 21, 2019, 06:33:08 PM »
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Redditor is giving away 2 free vape oil pens.

https://www.reddit.com/r/oilpen/comments/asj41x/nows_your_chance_to_win_a_free_vessel_leave_a/

May not seem like such a big deal, but I gotta effortpost.

Oil pen batteries are literally $10 and there's no "industry standard" when it comes to them. There's no good or bad, top shelf or bottom shelf, high quality or low quality, they're just fuckin batteries that heat a coil. For the record, I'm still using the $10 one I got last summer and it works just as well as the day I bought it. I have a backup, just in case it burns out, but I'm yet to actually need it. $20 total. It's like buying a washer for a lawnmower engine. It's a fucking washer for a fucking lawnmower. Do you really need to nitpick brand name and go tip-top premium quality on something so basic? If you're a unsatisfied, unfulfilled Redditor, then of course you do! And you totally need to post about it! And when you realize the $10 washer is/does the exact same thing as the 25 cent washer and you're too ashamed to get a refund, you might as well use it to garner attention via giveaway contest!

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I have a cheapo $10 one too, & last summer I was going to pick up a second one as a spare, but the guy at the shop upsold me on the higher end version:
https://vubervaporizers.com/product/pulse-battery-kit/

It was ~$40, but the battery life is a lot longer & it automatically detects the correct voltage for each vape cart when you attach it.  Probably still not worth $40, but I like it.  Lmao at paying $100+ for one though.

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« Reply #8656 on: February 21, 2019, 09:01:27 PM »
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Redditor is giving away 2 free vape oil pens.

https://www.reddit.com/r/oilpen/comments/asj41x/nows_your_chance_to_win_a_free_vessel_leave_a/

May not seem like such a big deal, but I gotta effortpost.

Oil pen batteries are literally $10 and there's no "industry standard" when it comes to them. There's no good or bad, top shelf or bottom shelf, high quality or low quality, they're just fuckin batteries that heat a coil. For the record, I'm still using the $10 one I got last summer and it works just as well as the day I bought it. I have a backup, just in case it burns out, but I'm yet to actually need it. $20 total. It's like buying a washer for a lawnmower engine. It's a fucking washer for a fucking lawnmower. Do you really need to nitpick brand name and go tip-top premium quality on something so basic? If you're a unsatisfied, unfulfilled Redditor, then of course you do! And you totally need to post about it! And when you realize the $10 washer is/does the exact same thing as the 25 cent washer and you're too ashamed to get a refund, you might as well use it to garner attention via giveaway contest!

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I have a cheapo $10 one too, & last summer I was going to pick up a second one as a spare, but the guy at the shop upsold me on the higher end version:
https://vubervaporizers.com/product/pulse-battery-kit/

It was ~$40, but the battery life is a lot longer & it automatically detects the correct voltage for each vape cart when you attach it.  Probably still not worth $40, but I like it.  Lmao at paying $100+ for one though.

that thing appears to do variable wattage and has a digital display, so that's not even that bad for a retail price. the joytech equivalent straight from the factory would be like 28bux for one unit. and they look a lot cheaper.

compare to the feature set of the redditor's $100 ego battery

https://www.vesselbrand.com/collections/frontpage/products/wood-core-silver-walnut

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    Features a protected, cartridge drop-in design
    Fits most 510 thread cartridges (included cartridge is non-functional and for merchandising purposes only)
    3-LEDs indicate battery life and power settings
    Three (3) power/voltage settings (Low 2.8V, Medium 3.2V, High 3.6V)
    USB magnetic charging port + cable
    Dimensions: 4.3"L x 0.5"D
    One (1) year limited warranty
    Patent Pending

https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-ego-c-twist.html?site=glo&isrefine=y&SortType=price_asc&SearchText=ego+c+twist&g=y&CatId=200005287&needQuery=n

these ones are 3 dollars and have more voltage settings
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« Reply #8657 on: February 26, 2019, 10:18:47 AM »
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LOOK AT MY SHINY RIG, GUYS! I'M A CONSUMER JUST LIKE ALL OF YOU!" posts featuring dirty fingernails holding up a store bought product.)

The cooking sub is full of people inept enough that they ask for a recipe to cook a hamburger yet they buy $200 all-clad brand skillets to use in their shitty apartment because some jewish cable channel convinced them they need it and it will surely work better than a $10 one.

My favourite was a guy who complained about the cost of living a few years back. He posted that he was spending $800 a month on food for one person. A handful of people were basically like, what the fuck? One person could def feed them self for $400-$500 a month. Anyway turns out he got Subway every day. That's thousands of dollars a year on Subway. When people pointed out that he could make meals at home, they got down voted into oblivion and his response was something along the lines of "If you can eat rice and beans every day like it's the great depression, good for you, but I refuse to live like that." As if all you could afford on $120-$150 a week is a rice and beans diet. This is the kind of person you are interacting with when you talk to, I would guess, somewhere between 65-75% of redditors. These are the people who post adulting is hard memes.

Remember that next time one of them lectures you and champions  :ocasio: She's the champion of adults that are literally as functional as 12-year-old children.
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« Reply #8658 on: February 26, 2019, 01:49:33 PM »
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My favourite was a guy who complained about the cost of living a few years back. He posted that he was spending $800 a month on food for one person. A handful of people were basically like, what the fuck? One person could def feed them self for $400-$500 a month. Anyway turns out he got Subway every day. That's thousands of dollars a year on Subway. When people pointed out that he could make meals at home, they got down voted into oblivion and his response was something along the lines of "If you can eat rice and beans every day like it's the great depression, good for you, but I refuse to live like that." As if all you could afford on $120-$150 a week is a rice and beans diet. This is the kind of person you are interacting with when you talk to, I would guess, somewhere between 65-75% of redditors. These are the people who post adulting is hard memes.

Remember that next time one of them lectures you and champions  :ocasio: She's the champion of adults that are literally as functional as 12-year-old children.
I lived on a $100/month food budget for a bit back in law school. That did have an impact on my well-being, to the point where my mom could tell over the phone that something was wrong and when they got some real food back in me I actually got emotional a bit. They gave me $100/month to supplement my food budget and things were fine again. The threshold for privation is well south of $800/month.

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« Reply #8659 on: February 26, 2019, 02:20:38 PM »
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You don't understand the economics of scale. Subway gets a steep discount for food compared to what I pay because they are a big organisation, so the sandwich costs less at Subway than it would for me to take at home.  :smug:

Never mind that you don't have to pay yourself a $15/hour minimum wage.

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« Reply #8660 on: February 27, 2019, 01:41:03 AM »
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Subway every day, Jesus Christ, why live?
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« Reply #8661 on: February 27, 2019, 05:06:06 AM »
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My favourite was a guy who complained about the cost of living a few years back. He posted that he was spending $800 a month on food for one person. A handful of people were basically like, what the fuck? One person could def feed them self for $400-$500 a month. Anyway turns out he got Subway every day. That's thousands of dollars a year on Subway. When people pointed out that he could make meals at home, they got down voted into oblivion and his response was something along the lines of "If you can eat rice and beans every day like it's the great depression, good for you, but I refuse to live like that." As if all you could afford on $120-$150 a week is a rice and beans diet. This is the kind of person you are interacting with when you talk to, I would guess, somewhere between 65-75% of redditors. These are the people who post adulting is hard memes.

Remember that next time one of them lectures you and champions  :ocasio: She's the champion of adults that are literally as functional as 12-year-old children.

Speaking of rice and beans... I don't want to brag, but I make a pretty mean risotto. I would say as far as posh dishes go risotto ranks higher than a fucking Subway sandwich. Here are some calculations how much it costs to make one batch for 4 people (not huge portions but more than your average restaurant appetizer). These are local prices in EUR so in American dollars they should be in the same ballpark.

250g carnaroli rice - 1.20
chicken stock 2 gel tablets - 0.90 (lot better taste than dry cubes)
250g chestnut mushrooms - 1.00
180g crated Italian hard cheese - 2.40
187ml bottle of white wine - 2.00
some olive oil

That's 7.5 EUR divided by 4 people (or 4 portions for 1 person). That's less than 2 dollars per portion and risotto is definitely not a cheap dish to make. I mean we like to eat out every weekend and we probably spend more on it than we should, but spending that amount of money every year on Subway sandwiches is idiotic.
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« Reply #8662 on: February 27, 2019, 04:41:57 PM »
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In America, you can easily get 2-3 lbs. of beef or chicken, a 5lb. bag of rice (or beans), and a 2 lb. bag of potatoes for the cost of a Subway combo and make a nearly infinite variety of dishes depending on the sauces and vegetables you want to add to it.
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« Reply #8663 on: February 27, 2019, 10:19:43 PM »
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I can't stand eating the same beans and rice poor people chow every day so I make sure to eat the same below average sandwiches from the same place every day. Just Goon Logic.

also you can get better sandwich fixings than subway for less than $10 a day dipshit goon fuck. I can make 20 sandwiches to your 1 at $10 but I guess I'm also willing to slice my own bell peppers.

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« Reply #8664 on: February 27, 2019, 10:48:51 PM »
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I can make 20 sandwiches to your 1 at $10 but I guess I'm also willing to slice my own bell peppers.

Maybe for the ingredients but you need one of these like subway uses at $11 a pop for each ingredient
https://www.amazon.com/Winco-SPJL-606-Anti-Jamming-6-Inch-Standard/dp/B001VZ5B9I/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=sixth+pan&qid=1551325552&s=gateway&sr=8-1

That's over a hundred

Then you need a knife
https://www.amazon.com/Shun-Premier-Chefs-Knife-8-Inch/dp/B003B66YKA/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=shun+knife&qid=1551325640&s=gateway&sr=8-6

And a cutting board
https://www.amazon.com/John-Boos-RA03-Reversible-Cutting/dp/B00063QBDQ/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=2NAVP5VDI7U1R&keywords=boos+block&qid=1551325687&s=gateway&sprefix=boos+%2Caps%2C180&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1


I can get a subway sandwich for under $50 including my damn uber there and back! checkmate.


there are for real 35+ year old apartment-dwellers in /r/cooking who buy shit like this
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« Reply #8665 on: February 28, 2019, 05:06:15 AM »
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I can make 20 sandwiches to your 1 at $10 but I guess I'm also willing to slice my own bell peppers.

Maybe for the ingredients but you need one of these like subway uses at $11 a pop for each ingredient
https://www.amazon.com/Winco-SPJL-606-Anti-Jamming-6-Inch-Standard/dp/B001VZ5B9I/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=sixth+pan&qid=1551325552&s=gateway&sr=8-1

That's over a hundred

Then you need a knife
https://www.amazon.com/Shun-Premier-Chefs-Knife-8-Inch/dp/B003B66YKA/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=shun+knife&qid=1551325640&s=gateway&sr=8-6

And a cutting board
https://www.amazon.com/John-Boos-RA03-Reversible-Cutting/dp/B00063QBDQ/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=2NAVP5VDI7U1R&keywords=boos+block&qid=1551325687&s=gateway&sprefix=boos+%2Caps%2C180&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1


I can get a subway sandwich for under $50 including my damn uber there and back! checkmate.


there are for real 35+ year old apartment-dwellers in /r/cooking who buy shit like this

Well sure that's $200 for a knife, but you can also use it remove your remove your penis, so really its a bargain.

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« Reply #8666 on: February 28, 2019, 11:11:13 AM »
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I don't think we have a separate thread for imgur faggotry, so I'll just put this here.

So there was this image posted on imgur, which is kind of accurate little thing about father-son relationship from childhood to adult age. Kind of cute.

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« Reply #8667 on: February 28, 2019, 11:36:41 AM »
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I'm feeling personally attacked right now.




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« Reply #8668 on: February 28, 2019, 01:09:38 PM »
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Just in case you had any doubts about if the knife would actually be in any good for removing your own penis, please see proof below.

I'm feeling personally attacked right now.




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« Reply #8669 on: February 28, 2019, 03:53:45 PM »
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« Reply #8670 on: March 05, 2019, 11:28:49 AM »
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« Reply #8671 on: March 06, 2019, 02:14:44 AM »
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« Reply #8672 on: March 11, 2019, 06:36:22 PM »
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« Reply #8673 on: March 11, 2019, 11:45:23 PM »
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« Reply #8674 on: March 13, 2019, 02:10:58 PM »
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If they can't manage to keep a dog alive, I hope to hell they don't have real human children.