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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17575 on: October 25, 2018, 12:25:09 PM »
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I can't decide if it's worse that she ate her own shit for $30 or ya'll paid her to do it. Ya'll motherfuckers need jesus.  :lilal:

I have a hard time believing someone would do this for $30, but then again, it's current year.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17576 on: October 25, 2018, 12:40:44 PM »
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I can't decide if it's worse that she ate her own shit for $30 or ya'll paid her to do it. Ya'll motherfuckers need jesus.  :lilal:

I have a hard time believing someone would do this for $30, but then again, it's current year.
Yeah, due to inflation she should have at least asked for $45.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17577 on: October 25, 2018, 01:20:47 PM »
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It's not real you dumb niggers
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17578 on: November 25, 2018, 03:38:28 PM »
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LMO's posting speed has gone way down since he obtained a job that actually requires work, but he did take time to bitch about being MISGENDERED at his in-laws house (also, that inlaw is going through chemo) but mostly his Thanksgiving was bad because of the misgendering, not so much the chemo.

Personally, every time I go home, my mother takes turns referring to me by both my brother's names, and also the dog's name before she lands on mine, I'm not sure how I have managed to tolerate that kind of heartless misgendering without killing myself.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17579 on: February 17, 2019, 10:07:33 PM »
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I was looking at our old friend Aleph Null, who went Troon as a 35 year old married man. When his wife had second thoughts about her new forced lesbian life married to a "woman" collecting Lisa Frank stickers he threatened suicide so she'd stay.

It seems to have worked:

Quote from: Aleph Null" post="489763868
My wife had chronic migraine and is also on blood thinners due to two bouts of pulmonary embolisms.
That means she can't take NSAIDS, so it's Tylenol, narcotics, or nothing at all. The narcotics don't actually help with the pain, anyway. Only one thing is documented in her medical records as something that helps: spending time watching TV with our cats.
Her headaches (well just the one headache that never ends) are bad enough that she's on disability.

"The one headache that never ends" :stare:

"two bouts of pulmonary embolisms"--those are caused by blood clots, which:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/03/080325111800.htm

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Anxiety Linked To Blood Clots: Fear That Freezes The Blood In Your Veins
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If you are "frightened stiff", not only does the intense fear seem to paralyze the body, it may even retard the blood flow. A study by medical scientists has shown that people with an acute anxiety disorder tend to suffer from higher levels of blood clotting than the psychologically healthy population. This finding may explain why patients with anxiety problems are at greater risk of dying from heart disease.

Now she just sits in front of the tv, unable to work, blankly staring and petting her cat, ignoring her husband prancing around the house in a dress.

A living hell.

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No, I understand the concept, but I find it weird when a woman told me "I can find other women attractive, but I can't be attracted to them." I know what that means and I understand it, but I can't imagine what that feels like.

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I was bi and didn't understand or admit it until I was uh.. in my thirties. I thought everybody found both boys and girls attractive and just picked one at some point.
The whole "being gay is not a choice" thing was very weird to me.
In fact, it's still weird to me that homosexuality and heterosexuality are things that exist. I know they are real, but I just don't understand them


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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17580 on: February 17, 2019, 11:12:32 PM »
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Shut it down (via shotgun)

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17581 on: February 18, 2019, 10:01:02 AM »
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teehee just a 6'4 linebacker lesbian
nah im a
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17582 on: February 20, 2019, 10:57:52 AM »
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I thought most trannies offed themselves. When is this going to happen for him? The ultimate transition.
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17583 on: February 22, 2019, 06:53:31 AM »
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I thought most trannies offed themselves. When is this going to happen for him? The ultimate transition.
It really is a slow suicide.
His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17584 on: February 22, 2019, 09:29:44 AM »
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Wow take a page out of this trannies book and livestream it when it finally happens

Extremely NWS link
https://leakreality.com/video/94965/teen-suicide-stream

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17585 on: February 23, 2019, 11:35:28 PM »
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So what ever happened to Tranny Camp?
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17586 on: February 24, 2019, 03:23:26 AM »
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So what ever happened to Tranny Camp?

The people who were going to do it had their access to money cut off after it was discovered that they'd misappropriated $350,000+ from the charity they founded.  They've still got the original land and a shipping container, and they bought another 40 acres.

Yes, really.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17587 on: February 25, 2019, 11:36:10 AM »
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When are people going to start dying?
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17588 on: February 25, 2019, 02:50:03 PM »
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When are people going to start dying?
They can't lose the life they never had.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17589 on: March 08, 2019, 10:26:17 AM »
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So LMO finally cut off his magnificent 12 inch dong, and he's already got a torn urethra. I'm still curious as to how fat this faggot is that he can't reach his own asshole and still needs his mommy ad his fuckmommy to do it for him.
 


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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17590 on: March 08, 2019, 12:34:36 PM »
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He is Very Fat. Last photo I saw he dwarfs me.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17591 on: March 08, 2019, 12:41:21 PM »
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I stopped reading after the first post  :stonk:
His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17592 on: March 08, 2019, 01:06:17 PM »
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I don't know who LMO is or why it isn't committing suicide yet.
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17593 on: March 08, 2019, 02:46:22 PM »
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Despite the fact that he is apparently too fat to wipe his own ass and an enormous, whiny, cross-dressing faggot, he also tell himself the reason people don't like him is because he's a "lesbo."


And while YOSPOS argued about phone sizes, LMO let everyone know that he is a real true lady with dainty ladyhandstm and that phones work just fine for him.


Later he shares that he can't even cook a single chicken breast without Siri and a digital probe thermometer. It's not worth screencapping, but it's such a glaring example how much of a techbro manchild he is. Not only does he rope his mother and wife into such subservience that they will literally service his asshole, but he is 30 years old even his female AI Siri has to hold his hand to do the simplest task.

His whole life is dedicated to making actual women cater to him in the most subservient way possible, and no one can argue or refuse or they'll be branded a TERF, which is the same thing as being a nazi, and we all know nazis deserve to get punched in the face at all times.
He's subjugated all the women around him under threat of physical violence. What a wonderful progressive age we live in.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17594 on: March 08, 2019, 02:58:04 PM »
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As a reminder this is LMO. This dainty lady.



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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17595 on: March 08, 2019, 03:05:24 PM »
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You need the full body shot so you can see his Michelin man proportions and he and his wife's nearly indistinguishably dainty ladyhands.



edit: I'm a dummy, I guess I didn't see that you posted the whole thing. I'm gonna leave mine up though, because the horror works better if you have to scroll through it twice.
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17596 on: March 08, 2019, 05:39:56 PM »
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Despite the fact that he is apparently too fat to wipe his own ass and an enormous, whiny, cross-dressing faggot, he also tell himself the reason people don't like him is because he's a "lesbo."

I thought it was because he's black.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17597 on: March 08, 2019, 06:27:33 PM »
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MOBN is one of my favorite head cases. misterjameshoffa nailed it here, his whole existence revolves around making you uncomfortable while flexing on you by being a full on dude while socially pressuring you to pretend otherwise. This strategy however, is their own undoing as over time goons and google employees become bullied/intimidated/forced to become gradually more accepting and tolerant of this kind of shit, until it hits the point where he's un-ironically viewed as a dainy, 100% authentic and passing african american woman & can't pull this shit anymore.
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