Author Topic: wheres the name change thread? IT'S GONE, CHANGE YOUR OWN NAME NOW  (Read 16343 times)

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change my name to kung fu grip n sip
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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2013, 09:11:33 PM »
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change my name to HEGEL SMOKE A D

tia

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2013, 06:23:45 AM »
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Change GAPO's name to fagmin  :obama:

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2013, 06:33:50 AM »
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Fagmins, I demand that you change RandBot's name to RoundButt2000 immediately.

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2013, 06:35:15 AM »
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That's actually more complementary than some of the other things it's been changed to.

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2013, 02:08:21 PM »
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Fagmins, I demand that you change RandBot's name to RoundButt2000 immediately.

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Are you trying to het him raped by Agly or something?
I think you don't understand the elements of rape.

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261.  (a) Rape is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a
person not the spouse of the perpetrator, under any of the following
circumstances:
   (1) Where a person is incapable, because of a mental disorder or
developmental or physical disability, of giving legal consent, and
this is known or reasonably should be known to the person committing
the act. Notwithstanding the existence of a conservatorship pursuant
to the provisions of the Lanterman-Petris-Short Act (Part 1
(commencing with Section 5000) of Division 5 of the Welfare and
Institutions Code), the prosecuting attorney shall prove, as an
element of the crime, that a mental disorder or developmental or
physical disability rendered the alleged victim incapable of giving
consent.
   (2) Where it is accomplished against a person's will by means of
force, violence, duress, menace, or fear of immediate and unlawful
bodily injury on the person or another.
   (3) Where a person is prevented from resisting by any intoxicating
or anesthetic substance, or any controlled substance, and this
condition was known, or reasonably should have been known by the
accused.
   (4) Where a person is at the time unconscious of the nature of the
act, and this is known to the accused. As used in this paragraph,
"unconscious of the nature of the act" means incapable of resisting
because the victim meets one of the following conditions:
   (A) Was unconscious or asleep.
   (B) Was not aware, knowing, perceiving, or cognizant that the act
occurred.
   (C) Was not aware, knowing, perceiving, or cognizant of the
essential characteristics of the act due to the perpetrator's fraud
in fact.
   (D) Was not aware, knowing, perceiving, or cognizant of the
essential characteristics of the act due to the perpetrator's
fraudulent representation that the sexual penetration served a
professional purpose when it served no professional purpose.
   (5) Where a person submits under the belief that the person
committing the act is the victim's spouse, and this belief is induced
by any artifice, pretense, or concealment practiced by the accused,
with intent to induce the belief.
   (6) Where the act is accomplished against the victim's will by
threatening to retaliate in the future against the victim or any
other person, and there is a reasonable possibility that the
perpetrator will execute the threat. As used in this paragraph,
"threatening to retaliate" means a threat to kidnap or falsely
imprison, or to inflict extreme pain, serious bodily injury, or
death.
   (7) Where the act is accomplished against the victim's will by
threatening to use the authority of a public official to incarcerate,
arrest, or deport the victim or another, and the victim has a
reasonable belief that the perpetrator is a public official. As used
in this paragraph, "public official" means a person employed by a
governmental agency who has the authority, as part of that position,
to incarcerate, arrest, or deport another. The perpetrator does not
actually have to be a public official.
   (b) As used in this section, "duress" means a direct or implied
threat of force, violence, danger, or retribution sufficient to
coerce a reasonable person of ordinary susceptibilities to perform an
act which otherwise would not have been performed, or acquiesce in
an act to which one otherwise would not have submitted. The total
circumstances, including the age of the victim, and his or her
relationship to the defendant, are factors to consider in appraising
the existence of duress.
   (c) As used in this section, "menace" means any threat,
declaration, or act which shows an intention to inflict an injury
upon another.
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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2013, 02:41:42 PM »
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IDGAF.

But nice burn rocket, gotta admit.  :reagan:

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2013, 10:08:27 AM »
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please be doing the needful and change my name to White Knight of Dixie. thank you come again

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2013, 08:40:09 AM »
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Fagmins change my name to Prominent Scrotal Sack, tia.

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2013, 11:48:31 AM »
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If you think google will pick up my name enough now, please return me to BubbaCat.

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2013, 03:59:13 AM »
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please name change me to TinMiss_gangbang.mp4

EDIT: Thanks!
« Last Edit: June 24, 2013, 11:36:20 PM by TinMiss_gangbang.mp4 »

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2013, 11:14:33 PM »
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Could you please change my name to The Gay Avenger?

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2013, 02:55:09 PM »
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Hello fagmins I request you change my name to Black President, please and thank you. :obama:

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2013, 03:01:38 PM »
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Can you guys post your previous name I the request so we will know what faggot you used to be?
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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2013, 12:27:42 PM »
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can i get a namechange to LITERALLY A RAPIST thanks

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2013, 06:56:52 PM »
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we already have LITERALLY WHITE though so it might be redundant

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2013, 09:12:54 PM »
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we already have LITERALLY WHITE though so it might be redundant

You mean LITERALLY redundant?
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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2013, 10:15:42 PM »
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name change to Protocols of the Learned Patriarchs of r/MensRights thanks

e: drop the 'learned' if it's too long
« Last Edit: July 19, 2013, 10:16:48 PM by Manry Swaglord King »

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2013, 09:01:40 AM »
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we already have LITERALLY WHITE though so it might be redundant

i am literally confused between LITERALLY WHITE and LITERALLY A RAPIST now

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2013, 09:09:13 AM »
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we already have LITERALLY WHITE though so it might be redundant

i am literally confused between LITERALLY WHITE and LITERALLY A RAPIST now
open your eyes a bit wider then

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2013, 01:56:25 PM »
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we already have LITERALLY WHITE though so it might be redundant

i am literally confused between LITERALLY WHITE and LITERALLY A RAPIST now
open your eyes a bit wider then

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2013, 02:56:51 PM »
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we already have LITERALLY WHITE though so it might be redundant

i am literally confused between LITERALLY WHITE and LITERALLY A RAPIST now
open your eyes a bit wider then

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2013, 03:33:50 PM »
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Good job explaining a joke Rocket

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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2013, 04:28:11 PM »
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Good job explaining a joke Rocket
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Re: wheres the name change thread
« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2013, 08:35:14 PM »
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please change my name to Young GZ