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Shamelessly stolen from another topic on here (sorry)



EPW IS THE 3RD ONE DOWN

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2013, 09:37:25 AM »
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Thread is gay.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 07:15:16 AM by bunnybean »
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2013, 09:40:57 AM »
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dat underbite
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2013, 10:03:19 AM »
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My beautiful goon queen, I shall be with you someday soon.  We shall lie together under the stars and speak of privilege; your face slowly getting flush with literal rage.  And I shall put a finger to your lips and whisper "Let's pretend we're sorta related, but not really."

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2013, 10:13:13 AM »
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Does Jay Leno have a daughter?

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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2013, 10:13:44 AM »
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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2013, 10:22:36 AM »
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Does Jay Leno have a daughter?

her and ozma together have more chin than the beijing phone book


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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2013, 10:34:52 AM »
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Apart from the obvious Gollum comparison I get a strong Anthony Hopkins vibe.

but Anthony Hopkins is 75 years old

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2013, 10:41:28 AM »
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Currently lolling @ cis scrum's last post in the other topic.

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2013, 10:55:13 AM »
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Yeah 5.5 was a bit much more like 4

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2013, 11:00:14 AM »
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Think I'll save these now in case they disappear and I'm forced to go the 'yad for it. Also I hope posting this thing doesn't ruin her job prospects!



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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2013, 11:21:30 AM »
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that picture of her with the cat on her head...  :obama: :dubya:


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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2013, 11:27:49 AM »
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I care about u, eggy plant.  U and ur freckles.  <3

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2013, 11:30:55 AM »
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Any decent below the neck pictures of EPW? She says she works out and she looks kind of anorexic in the first picture so does she have a sweet lil hard body?

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2013, 11:40:26 AM »
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Any decent below the neck pictures of EPW? She says she works out and she looks kind of anorexic in the first picture so does she have a sweet lil hard body?
Dude if you're hoping to weird her or anyone else out don't pull that weak fucking shit for 14 year olds. Print her picture and jack off all over it at least, then we'll talk.

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2013, 11:48:18 AM »
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Apart from the obvious Gollum comparison I get a strong Anthony Hopkins vibe.

but Anthony Hopkins is 75 years old
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It's uncanny!

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2013, 11:49:16 AM »
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Any decent below the neck pictures of EPW? She says she works out and she looks kind of anorexic in the first picture so does she have a sweet lil hard body?
Dude if you're hoping to weird her or anyone else out don't pull that weak fucking shit for 14 year olds. Print her picture and jack off all over it at least, then we'll talk.
I dunno man, cis scum raged out pretty hard in that other topic over the pics.

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2013, 12:10:40 PM »
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From FYAD:
Quote from: tbp" post="416498777
A Mod-est Proposal

Eggplan Wizard just finished coming back from Latin Speech class.  She was feeling really proud of herself and wanted to tell everyone good things in Latin, that she learned in grad school.  She got back to her apartment and saw that her pet had made a mess.  "What the-" she said Jewishly and looked at Mr. Whiskers.  But also she was horny.

tags: punishment, scatte
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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
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From FYAD:
Quote from: tbp" post="416498777
A Mod-est Proposal

Eggplan Wizard just finished coming back from Latin Speech class.  She was feeling really proud of herself and wanted to tell everyone good things in Latin, that she learned in grad school.  She got back to her apartment and saw that her pet had made a mess.  "What the-" she said Jewishly and looked at Mr. Whiskers.  But also she was horny.

tags: punishment, scatte
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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2013, 01:23:41 PM »
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"What the-" she said Jewishly

i lol'd

fyad is still a huge faggot tho, sorry brosephs

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« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2013, 02:34:44 PM »
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Any decent below the neck pictures of EPW? She says she works out and she looks kind of anorexic in the first picture so does she have a sweet lil hard body?
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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2013, 02:43:35 PM »
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Any decent below the neck pictures of EPW? She says she works out and she looks kind of anorexic in the first picture so does she have a sweet lil hard body?

cis scum may have raged out, but I can see why.

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Re: Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2013, 03:01:06 PM »
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here's something uncomfortable: the ge cafe shower story

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I decided it'd be fun to fuck myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.

I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.


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