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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5400 on: December 08, 2018, 08:09:13 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5401 on: December 09, 2018, 01:42:38 PM »
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In the timeframe you hope and think it will it will crash at least twice.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5402 on: December 10, 2018, 07:14:15 PM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5404 on: December 12, 2018, 12:19:46 AM »
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Everything around there is full of tourists, how did nobody notice?
Also I bet they were french.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5405 on: December 12, 2018, 12:31:56 AM »
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It wasn't anal, so not French.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5406 on: December 12, 2018, 01:27:21 AM »
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So did the same buddy who helicoptered you to a ski chalet for eclipse viewing also drop you and a lady friend off on top of a pyramid?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5407 on: December 12, 2018, 02:07:44 AM »
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The most surprising thing is that it's an actual man and woman.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5408 on: December 12, 2018, 04:29:56 AM »
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i'm amazed that cairo can even be seen through the smog

there's usually an impenetrable gray/brown haze that makes it literally impossible to see the pyramids from the city and vice versa, thanks to millions of cars and no emissions standards
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5409 on: December 12, 2018, 08:44:05 AM »
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The most surprising thing is that it's an actual man and woman.

What I was going to say. But it could turn out it's a man getting fucked in his front-hole by a girl-dick.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5410 on: December 16, 2018, 10:53:23 PM »
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A Mahatma Gandhi statue has been removed from the campus of the University of Ghana after protests from students and faculty who argue the Indian independence leader considered Africans “inferior”.
http://archive.is/2HdRA

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5411 on: December 16, 2018, 10:59:19 PM »
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Wtf I like Ghandi now???

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5412 on: December 16, 2018, 11:01:36 PM »
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Seriously though, ghandi had a point. Street shitting curry niggers are disgusting but they’re not african nigger disgusting.

Like the shitskindians aren’t killing, dismembering, and eating midgets to heal their grids
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5413 on: December 16, 2018, 11:17:37 PM »
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Like the shitskindians aren’t killing, dismembering, and eating midgets to heal their grids

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aghori

They sure are trying.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5414 on: December 17, 2018, 10:47:30 AM »
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A Mahatma Gandhi statue has been removed from the campus of the University of Ghana after protests from students and faculty who argue the Indian independence leader considered Africans “inferior”.
http://archive.is/2HdRA

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I'd say this makes more sense than some US university. Somewhat dumb they even had the statue in the first place.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5415 on: December 22, 2018, 11:15:17 AM »
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David Hogg of Parkland "fame" has been accepted to Harvard next fall, thus proving that the correct Twitter stance can get even the most mediocre C+ student on the fast-track to life success.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6521251/Parkland-shooting-survivor-turned-gun-control-activist-David-Hogg-18-accepted-Harvard.html

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5416 on: December 22, 2018, 05:17:59 PM »
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David Hogg of Parkland "fame" has been accepted to Harvard next fall, thus proving that the correct Twitter stance can get even the most mediocre C+ student on the fast-track to life success.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6521251/Parkland-shooting-survivor-turned-gun-control-activist-David-Hogg-18-accepted-Harvard.html

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How does Harvard guarantee an automatic successful life?

There are a lot of dumbass Harvard graduates who went with their "feelings" and barely scrape by, which doesn't include their ridiculous student loan payments.

This dude to me seems like he is going to be one of those cases. Not another Obummer.

And on a related note, when did Harvard, a school that was originally started to educate Christian men about the Bible, allow women and Jews into its admission?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5417 on: December 22, 2018, 07:04:18 PM »
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Are you actually asking why names and titles on a resume matter more than who and what?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5418 on: December 22, 2018, 09:23:58 PM »
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LOL if you think he's paying for it or if he has to turn in any work or take real classes/core requirements. And superlol if you think his records will ever be public.

However, I give him 50/50 odds of finishing. He's likely to get strung out.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5419 on: December 23, 2018, 07:02:38 AM »
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However, I give him 50/50 odds of finishing. He's likely to get strung up.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5420 on: December 23, 2018, 01:05:06 PM »
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LOL if you think he's paying for it or if he has to turn in any work or take real classes/core requirements. And superlol if you think his records will ever be public.

However, I give him 50/50 odds of finishing. He's likely to get strung out.
He'll finish. He has the right ideology so they're going to place him at once of the news organizations in the very least. That is unless he gets a little too wild with his ideas (like no more war) at which point he'll vanish.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5421 on: January 05, 2019, 03:37:35 AM »
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LOL if you think he's paying for it or if he has to turn in any work or take real classes/core requirements. And superlol if you think his records will ever be public.

However, I give him 50/50 odds of finishing. He's likely to get strung out.

Do university records even mean anything at this point?  I'm not American, but to my understanding submitting academic transcripts to employers is pretty uncommon in the US, and even if it were grade inflation has not only added upwards pressure common to the whole grade distribution but has actually fucked up distributions so that everyone is now bunched close together and an A is the modal average.  (If nothing else, that's one thing that still gets done right in Australia - every cohort has to be put on a standardised distribution.  There's still pressure to not fail people to keep the foreign student cash pigs that come over from Asia and then slack while lying to their parents from failing.)

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5422 on: January 05, 2019, 03:37:48 PM »
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Women now hold the top positions at the CIA
CIA Director Gina Haspel has named Cynthia "Didi" Rapp deputy director for analysis, making her the agency's top analyst.

It's the first time all three directorates have been headed by women. The CIA work force is now almost 50 percent women, said a U.S. intelligence official.


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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5423 on: January 05, 2019, 03:48:08 PM »
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Yeah, I think I'd be having a staffing discussion with Gina Haspel right about now.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5424 on: January 05, 2019, 09:01:49 PM »
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