Author Topic: Funny Shit From The News  (Read 224889 times)

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5450 on: January 14, 2019, 02:19:55 AM »
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Yeah lol what's next mentally ill men complaining about not being able to piss in a women's restroom?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5451 on: January 17, 2019, 01:52:53 PM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5452 on: January 17, 2019, 02:37:58 PM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5453 on: January 29, 2019, 12:49:20 AM »
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So hot on the heels of California deciding that theft isn't a crime, and knowingly infecting someone with HIV isn't a crime, but calling a mentally ill man in a dress a man is a serious crime, Commiefornia is now making animal abuse a felony.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/proposed-law-would-make-animal-cruelty-a-felony/ar-BBSRy6L?OCID=ansmsnnews11

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5454 on: January 29, 2019, 09:21:58 AM »
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So hot on the heels of California deciding that theft isn't a crime, and knowingly infecting someone with HIV isn't a crime, but calling a mentally ill man in a dress a man is a serious crime, Commiefornia is now making animal abuse a felony.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/proposed-law-would-make-animal-cruelty-a-felony/ar-BBSRy6L?OCID=ansmsnnews11


What's funny is that this will by far disproportionately affect minorities rather than whites.  It's funny as hell how all of the nannystate crimes are not going to affect whites all that much.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5455 on: January 29, 2019, 12:30:02 PM »
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Its commiefornia though. Pretty sure they're going to declare all animal products illegal at some point and then call out the national guard on farmers and ranchers.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5456 on: January 30, 2019, 12:02:06 AM »
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I don't know how you write fiction in current year +3 when shit like Bill Cosby being targeted by drones in prison is happening for real

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Bill Cosby targeted by drone in Prison
Convicted sex offender Bill Cosby was targeted by a drone flying overhead while he was in the yard of his Pennsylvania prison last week, Cosby's spokesman confirmed.
Andrew Wyatt, who has served as Cosby's spokesman during his criminal case, said a drone was spotted over the prison, SCI Phoenix in Collegeville, Pennsylvania. That's the correctional facility where Cosby has been locked up since September 2018, after he was sentenced to three-to-10 years for his conviction on three charges of sexual assault.
Amy Worden, a press secretary in the Pennsylvania Department of Corrections, said the department does not discuss security matters.
"That said, the agency has installed drone detection systems as part of enhanced security measures at its prisons," Worden said in an email to USA TODAY

"Flying drones over prisons in Pennsylvania is against the law and the agency will work with law enforcement to prosecute perpetrators to the fullest extent of the law."
Wyatt said he assumes it was a media drone because he's already complained about media drones seen flying over Cosby's home in Montgomery County, outside Philadelphia.
According to TMZ, Cosby, who is 81 and legally blind, was being escorted around the yard when the drone flew over and guards spotted it.
Cosby's latest team of lawyers, who are appealing his conviction and sentence to the Pennsylvania Superior Court, did not respond to a message from USA TODAY.



https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2019/01/29/bill-cosby-targeted-drone-prison-yard-spokesman-says/2710530002/

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5457 on: January 30, 2019, 01:57:34 PM »
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I don't know how you write fiction in current year +3 when shit like Bill Cosby being targeted by drones in prison is happening for real

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Bill Cosby targeted by drone in Prison
Convicted sex offender Bill Cosby was targeted by a drone flying overhead while he was in the yard of his Pennsylvania prison last week, Cosby's spokesman confirmed.
Andrew Wyatt, who has served as Cosby's spokesman during his criminal case, said a drone was spotted over the prison, SCI Phoenix in Collegeville, Pennsylvania. That's the correctional facility where Cosby has been locked up since September 2018, after he was sentenced to three-to-10 years for his conviction on three charges of sexual assault.
Amy Worden, a press secretary in the Pennsylvania Department of Corrections, said the department does not discuss security matters.
"That said, the agency has installed drone detection systems as part of enhanced security measures at its prisons," Worden said in an email to USA TODAY

"Flying drones over prisons in Pennsylvania is against the law and the agency will work with law enforcement to prosecute perpetrators to the fullest extent of the law."
Wyatt said he assumes it was a media drone because he's already complained about media drones seen flying over Cosby's home in Montgomery County, outside Philadelphia.
According to TMZ, Cosby, who is 81 and legally blind, was being escorted around the yard when the drone flew over and guards spotted it.
Cosby's latest team of lawyers, who are appealing his conviction and sentence to the Pennsylvania Superior Court, did not respond to a message from USA TODAY.



https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2019/01/29/bill-cosby-targeted-drone-prison-yard-spokesman-says/2710530002/

ehhh probably paparazzi looking for an easy payout

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5458 on: February 23, 2019, 01:54:37 PM »
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47330924

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Kind-hearted Estonian workers rushed to rescue a dog in distress from a freezing river on Wednesday - unaware of the fact they were actually about to bundle a wild wolf into their car.

The men were working on the Sindi dam on the Parnu river when they spotted the animal trapped in the icy water.

After clearing a path through the ice, they took the frozen canine to a clinic for medical care.

Only then was it revealed they had been carrying a wolf.


But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5459 on: February 24, 2019, 01:24:10 AM »
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And that wolf?

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5460 on: February 24, 2019, 01:16:47 PM »
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And they all stood and appawded.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5461 on: February 24, 2019, 09:01:38 PM »
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47330924

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Kind-hearted Estonian workers rushed to rescue a dog in distress from a freezing river on Wednesday - unaware of the fact they were actually about to bundle a wild wolf into their car.

The men were working on the Sindi dam on the Parnu river when they spotted the animal trapped in the icy water.

After clearing a path through the ice, they took the frozen canine to a clinic for medical care.

Only then was it revealed they had been carrying a wolf.



Still, their heart was in the right place. Good for them.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5462 on: February 24, 2019, 11:45:45 PM »
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Estonian

rescue

The men were working

After clearing a path through the ice, they took the frozen canine to a clinic for medical care.


Ugh. I can't think of anything more white than this.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5463 on: February 25, 2019, 06:58:53 AM »
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Estonian

rescue

The men were working

After clearing a path through the ice, they took the frozen canine to a clinic for medical care.


Ugh. I can't think of anything more white than this.

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Something whites need to do less of, risk their own lives for animals.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5464 on: February 25, 2019, 02:27:25 PM »
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47330924

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Kind-hearted Estonian workers rushed to rescue a dog in distress from a freezing river on Wednesday - unaware of the fact they were actually about to bundle a wild wolf into their car.

The men were working on the Sindi dam on the Parnu river when they spotted the animal trapped in the icy water.

After clearing a path through the ice, they took the frozen canine to a clinic for medical care.

Only then was it revealed they had been carrying a wolf.



Still, their heart was in the right place. Good for them.
Until it was ripped out by the wolf.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5465 on: March 06, 2019, 12:22:43 PM »
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Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster
https://www.theregister.co.uk/AMP/2019/03/06/hipsters_all_look_the_same_fact/?__twitter_impression=true

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5466 on: March 06, 2019, 02:25:09 PM »
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Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster
https://www.theregister.co.uk/AMP/2019/03/06/hipsters_all_look_the_same_fact/?__twitter_impression=true
Hipster was a short lived trend that basically translated to rich yuppie. Then it translated into nu males and now having a beard and tattoos just looks pathetic.
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5467 on: March 08, 2019, 02:26:09 AM »
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https://www.businessinsider.com/self-driving-cars-worse-at-detecting-dark-skin-study-says-2019-3

"A new study found that self-driving vehicles may have a harder time detecting people with dark skin, and it could point to a bigger issue with how the technology is tested"

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5468 on: March 08, 2019, 10:08:00 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5469 on: March 08, 2019, 01:52:40 PM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5470 on: March 08, 2019, 09:50:39 PM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5471 on: March 08, 2019, 11:56:27 PM »
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Wasn't there a self-learning AI project a few years back that they had to scrap because it wouldn't recognize dark-skinned people as human beings instead of apes?
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5472 on: March 09, 2019, 01:09:24 AM »
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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #5473 on: March 09, 2019, 01:54:04 PM »
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Wasn't there a self-learning AI project a few years back that they had to scrap because it wouldn't recognize dark-skinned people as human beings instead of apes?

Looking forward to a Terminator reboot where Skynet takes over via misgendering and microaggressions.