Author Topic: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0  (Read 5222 times)

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2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« on: November 12, 2018, 06:01:01 AM »
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Normally I'd be "jfc, why are we talking about the 2020 elections already" but there is already a feeler article about YAS QUEEN making her great comeback already.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/hillary-will-run-again-1541963599

Hillary Will Run Again
Reinventing herself as a liberal firebrand, Mrs. Clinton will easily capture the 2020 nomination.

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Get ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0. More than 30 years in the making, this new version of Mrs. Clinton, when she runs for president in 2020, will come full circle

 :tuss: :hillary2: :tuss:

The Wall Street Journal appears to be priming the pump for her run because last month there was another op-ed that tries to rewrite history by pretending that Slick Willy dindu nuffins: https://www.wsj.com/articles/hillary-clinton-is-righther-husbands-affair-was-no-abuse-1539989106

Hillary Clinton Is Right—Her Husband’s Affair Was No ‘Abuse’
Monica Lewinsky was a consenting adult, and the harassment-industrial complex is out of control.

"Harassment-industrial complex" holy shit

2020 is looking to be a salt mine already and we're just getting started.
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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2018, 06:47:34 AM »
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Can't wait for another two years of a jew york real estate magnate verbally abusing abuela hot sauce lady

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2018, 08:32:12 AM »
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>New version of Hillary Clinton

So does this mean she's going to become a full undead zombie now?  What does that even mean?  :psyduck:

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2018, 10:36:50 AM »
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The only people who thought she wouldn't run thought she'd be dead by then.

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2018, 10:38:33 AM »
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I thought we already got a new version of Hillary the day she collapsed at the WTC memorial and her double came out of Chelsea's apartment for a photo op.

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2018, 10:38:41 AM »
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You know, the version where she "deals out the punishment" to Trump, and "takes no prisoners" and "Lays it on the line" and is a "champion for the little man" all that other stuff she was doing in her book after the loss.  :rolleyes:

Don't they understand that the attack ads will write themselves. A huge reason Hillary got the nomination and was considered the presumptive winner was because the media was carrying her water the entire time? And now, you'll have hours and hours of videos of everyone in the media in the days and months after 2016 saying that she was the absolute worst person to ever win their party's nomination?

Okay, ignore everything I said just now because it's the Democrats and they're basically retarded and don't learn from their mistakes so of course they're going to nominate her and she's going to lose again :tom:

Although I cannot WAIT for the Democratic primary because that is going to be amazing


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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2018, 10:45:22 AM »
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If she runs then she likely won't win a single state.  The Democrats have gone full Fuck Whitey at this point.  The Brown Bronx airhead has a better chance of getting the nomination than Hillary does. 

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2018, 11:50:20 AM »
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Hillary for Prez
Cory "Maybe I'm A Gay Black Male" Booker for VP
Beto as chairman of the DNC
Keynote Convention Speaker: Bill Clinton
Special Prerecorded Video Address: Barack Hussein Obama (lol he ain't showin)



there i did it theres the dems lineup for 2020

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2018, 11:56:19 AM »
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If she runs then she likely won't win a single state.  The Democrats have gone full Fuck Whitey at this point.
That's enough to get you a majority in a decent number of states.

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2018, 12:01:44 PM »
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If she runs then she likely won't win a single state.  The Democrats have gone full Fuck Whitey at this point.
That's enough to get you a majority in a decent number of states.

CA, NY and IL will never, ever go Red


And we are currently proving that Florida and Arizona are also solid Blue. What, not yet? Oh another box of ballots! Yep, solid Blue! Daggone that pesky elementary school sure has a lot of closets! But yeah BLUE!

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2018, 01:34:00 PM »
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If Hillary runs again a significant number of liberal voters will never vote again for the rest of their lives.

So by all means. :allears:

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2018, 02:42:10 PM »
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If Hillary runs again a significant number of liberal voters will never vote again for the rest of their lives.


Because they'll be killed for investigating her for other DNC candidates
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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2018, 02:57:57 PM »
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>New version of Hillary Clinton

So does this mean she's going to become a full undead zombie now?  What does that even mean?  :psyduck:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lich

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2018, 03:41:00 PM »
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I have nothing to say that wont already be said by everyone, even her former supporters.
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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2018, 05:03:13 PM »
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Won't happen.

It can't.

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2018, 05:31:52 PM »
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If she actually becomes the 2020 challenger, I will have only one question: what did the Don spend his other two wishes on?

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2018, 06:59:12 PM »
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>New version of Hillary Clinton

So does this mean she's going to become a full undead zombie now?  What does that even mean?  :psyduck:

They scrapped out the last decaying remnants of organic matter from her cranial unit and replaced it with the latest black ops cybernetics, courtesy of Goldman Sachs.   
Can someone please ID that fucking troon for me so I may begin twitter bullying him?

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2018, 07:46:21 PM »
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Won't happen.

It can't.


lol like shes not going to go on a "listening tour" or some bullshit to wring every last dime out of her fellow white female geriatric boomers

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2018, 08:26:32 PM »
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With the way the midterms went she probably thinks that she'll win this time, 8 million more people voted for democrat in republican states because they're fleeing california, new york, and new jersey. Wisconsin helped trump win and in 2020 he won't have that support.

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2018, 09:12:20 PM »
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Hillary threatening to run is like a protection racket where she'll threaten to do it to garner mass infusions of cash from the DNC/prospective cadidates/donors to the Clinton Foundation/Chelsea 4 Senate  to get her not to run.

"Nice 2020 Democratic Party Presidential Primary you're having there...shame if a two time failure, unlikeable rich white lady decided to run, eh?"

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2018, 09:41:27 PM »
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Hillary threatening to run is like a protection racket where she'll threaten to do it to garner mass infusions of cash from the DNC/prospective cadidates/donors to the Clinton Foundation/Chelsea 4 Senate  to get her not to run.

"Nice 2020 Democratic  Primary you're having there...shame if a two time failure, unlikeable rich white lady decided to run, eh?"

BRB registering dem to vote for her in the primaries to ensure a hilarious 2020 campaign season.

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2018, 11:49:08 PM »
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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2018, 12:18:33 AM »
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please let a clip of d-hillary saying d-cory booker and d-nigger holder jr all look alike be a thing that cnn plays nonstop in current year+1 america when Garrison-Pence ventures acquires cnn.

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Re: 2020 Democrat Primary Thread: Get Ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2018, 02:25:06 PM »
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With the way the midterms went she probably thinks that she'll win this time, 8 million more people voted for democrat in republican states because they're fleeing california, new york, and new jersey. Wisconsin helped trump win and in 2020 he won't have that support.

I think people are generally overestimating how much normies give a fuck about non-Presidential elections.

Nationwide, only about 40% of registered voters actually showed up for mid-term elections. It's difficult to explain to most apathetic Americans why even a simple majority of 51 in the Senate really matters for political parties.
The vast majority of normies couldn't name a single representative from their home state even though most of them are generally incumbents that last for at least a decade.

Demos generally are much better at energizing dumb and apathetic voters with their shameless and baseless fear-mongering propaganda, especially low-IQ blacks and browns, who generally will only bother to show up to vote when they can see the benefits to themselves explained in a basic way that they can understand (OBAMA GOOD, FAG MARRIAGE BAD).
The mid-term elections are like the NFL playoffs...generally only serious fans of the sport pay attention even though they're really important...so hardcore fags like D&D and reddit goons will show up because politics is basically the "sport season" for these miserable shut-in soybois.

Presidential Elections are the Superbowl--even people who can't stand the sport pay attention and many normies are still very red-pilled and behind Trump.
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