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Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« on: January 01, 2019, 12:15:36 PM »
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Ok, here we go, once more with feeling. Rules are the same, pick 10, 100-age at death=points. No famous animals, no couples, no if/or picks. Get your picks in by Jan 7th, that's the Drop-dead (heh) date for setting your roster. Good luck!

Edit : PLEASE DON'T PICK PEOPLE WHO ARE ALREADY DEAD

1.RBG
2. Demi Lovato
3.George RR Martin
4.Peter Murphy
5.Leah Bracknell
6.Valerie Harper
7.Deadmau5
8.Pete Davidson
9.Heather Locklear
10. Lil Xan

« Last Edit: January 05, 2019, 01:19:14 AM by Bitter Weirdo »

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2019, 12:35:47 PM »
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My list:

1. Tina Turner
2. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
3. Boogie
4. Sonia Sotomayor
5. Gerard Depardeiu
6. James Randi
7. Hillary Clinton
8. Yoko Ono
9. George Soros
10. Emmanuel Macron

« Last Edit: January 01, 2019, 01:29:37 PM by We Need Our Weave »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2019, 12:42:07 PM »
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1. Ginsberg
2. Les Wexner
3. Bob Barker
4. Tess Holiday
5. Erik Per Sullivan
6. Jimmy Carter
7. Leah Bracknel
8. Artie Lang
9. Selena Gomez
10. Perry Saturn

« Last Edit: January 03, 2019, 01:21:41 AM by asip »

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2019, 12:54:33 PM »
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1. Ruth Bader Ginsberg
2. Jimmy Carter
3. Leah Bracknell
4. Bruce Jenner
5. Bob Barker
6. Olivia Newton-John
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. 6ix9ine
9. Robert Mugabe
10. Valerie Harper
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2019, 01:20:16 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2019, 01:24:11 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2019, 01:25:49 PM »
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1. Peter Falk (Columbo)

He died in 2011.

Oh shit, points for me!

Ill change it. Thanks.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2019, 02:20:10 PM »
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1. Kirk Douglas
2. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
3. Lena Dunham
4. Hillary Clinton
5. Keith Richards
6. Amanda Bynes
7. Rose McGowan
8. George Soros
9. Stephen Breyer
10. Robert Mueller

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2019, 03:00:47 PM »
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1. Ruth Bader Ginsberg
2. Demi Lovato
3. Leah Bracknell
4. George Soros
5. Hillary Clinton
6. Olivia Newton-John
7. Dick Cheney
8. Dave Matthews
9. Rose McGowan
10. Something Sensitive

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2019, 04:29:30 PM »
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1. Pete Davidson - suicide
2. Harvey Weinstein - suicide
3. Demi Lovato - suicide/OD
4. Willie Mays - natural causes
5. Chuck Yeager - natural causes
6. Jerry Stiller - natural causes
7. Barbara Walters - natural causes
8. Valerie Harper - cancer
9. Selena Gomez - suicide/OD
10. Pete Rose - falls and breaks hip

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2019, 05:28:57 PM »
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1. James Randi
2. Eddie Vedder
3. Justin Bieber
4. Mark Hamil
5. Jimmy Carter
6. The Queen
7. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
8. Bill Wyman
9. Prince Charles
10. Morrissey
« Last Edit: January 02, 2019, 08:51:48 AM by David Mushroom Hedgehogstein »


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2019, 06:02:06 PM »
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1. Hillary Clinton
2. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
3. Demi Lovato
4. Tess Holiday
5. Lindsey Lohan
6. Bill Clinton
7. Olivia Newton John
8. Shia LaBeouf
9. Boogie
10. Pete Davidson
« Last Edit: January 02, 2019, 03:49:22 PM by Reeeeeeee »

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2019, 09:57:27 PM »
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Ahhh, might as well...


"King" Harley Race - 75 years old and has had a shitload of surgeries, also a wrestler and thus former drug addict. Broke both of his legs falling down at home last year.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi- 47 years old and the whole world wants him dead. Lucky to have survived 2018.
Pedro Morales- 76 years old, has Parkinson's, an 80s/90s wrestler and they drop like flies (see: the rest of my list.)
Leah Bracknell- 54 years old but has stage 4 lung cancer (as opposed to RBG's stage one cancer that everyone is crowing about.) Her family does not think she'll be here this time next year and they've been saying that since early 2018.
Nobby Stiles- 76 year old former soccer player, has Altziemers. Does not, apparently, remember who or where he is.
Rick Flair- 69 years old, had bowel surgery and failing kidneys last year. Was a wrestler and thus drug addict.
John Newman (British singer)- 28 years old but suffered from a recurrent brain tumor, when will the big lump strike again?
Charles Trippy- 34 year old internet has-been. Think he had cancer too but at this point suicide is equally likely.
Bret "The Hitman" Heart- 61 years old prostrate cancer survivor and Simpsons character with a whole load of health issues. Also another steroid and coke era wrestler.
Eldridge Wayne Coleman aka "Superstar Billy Graham"- 75 years old and on his third liver, was supposed to die every year since 2012 but hasn't yet.
Celebrity Deadpool 2016 WINNER: Muhammed Ali (26) & Gareth Thomas (29) for 55 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2017 Third Place: Gord Downie 47 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2018 WINNER: Total Biscuit (67), Aretha Franklin (24) & John McCain (19) for 110 points

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2019, 10:01:45 PM »
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Ahhh, might as well...


"King" Harley Race - 75 years old and has had a shitload of surgeries, also a wrestler and thus former drug addict. Broke both of his legs falling down at home last year.
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi- 47 years old and the whole world wants him dead. Lucky to have survived 2018.
Pedro Morales- 76 years old, has Parkinson's, an 80s/90s wrestler and they drop like flies (see: the rest of my list.)
Leah Bracknell- 54 years old but has stage 4 lung cancer (as opposed to RBG's stage one cancer that everyone is crowing about.) Her family does not think she'll be here this time next year and they've been saying that since early 2018.
Nobby Stiles- 76 year old former soccer player, has Altziemers. Does not, apparently, remember who or where he is.
Rick Flair- 69 years old, had bowel surgery and failing kidneys last year. Was a wrestler and thus drug addict.
John Newman (British singer)- 28 years old but suffered from a recurrent brain tumor, when will the big lump strike again?
Charles Trippy- 34 year old internet has-been. Think he had cancer too but at this point suicide is equally likely.
Bret "The Hitman" Heart- 61 years old prostrate cancer survivor and Simpsons character with a whole load of health issues. Also another steroid and coke era wrestler.
Eldridge Wayne Coleman aka "Superstar Billy Graham"- 75 years old and on his third liver, was supposed to die every year since 2012 but hasn't yet.

Swingin' for the fences, nice.  :nixon:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2019, 10:05:45 PM »
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Ric Flair will outlive us all.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2019, 10:22:28 PM »
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1. James Randi
2. Eddie Vedder
3. Justin Bieber
4. Mark Hamil
5. Jimmy Carter
6. The Queen
7. Devin Lima
8. Bill Wyman
9. Prince Charles
10. Morrissey

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2019, 10:33:25 PM »
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ok fags here we go.

1. RBG of course
2. Clint Eastwood
3.Amy schumer complications from child birth  (fingers crossed)
4. that rainbow hair rapper fag 69
5. Bob Barker
6.Kanye
7.Morgan Freeman
8. Charlie Sheen
9 boogie
10 yankees are scum

edited to replace kirk douglas  with the ham planet schumer didnt know that nigga was 101 y/o
« Last Edit: January 02, 2019, 01:33:30 PM by halal oreos »

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2019, 10:37:07 PM »
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Kirk Douglas is 101 years old.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2019, 10:40:59 PM »
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1. Emmanuel Macron - assassinated
2. Ruth Bader Ginsburg - misses her daily dose of fetal blood and her body becomes a dessicated husk
3. Paul Sorvino - heart attack
4. Malia Obama - OD
5. Bill Cosby - stroke
6. Lucky Larry Silverstein - struck by falling debris
7. Bob Barker - heart attack
8. Alex Jones - unknown causes
9. Pete Davidson - suicide
10. Charlie Sheen - AIDS
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2019, 11:08:12 PM »
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  • Robert De Niro
  • David Geffen
  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Demi Lovato
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2019, 04:41:04 AM »
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1. Elon Musk
2. Ruth "Undead" Ginsburg
3. Boogie 6969tonnes
4. Lowtax
5. Mark Kikeberg
6. Bill Clinton
7. Hillary Clinton
8. Jimmy "Peanut" Carter
9. George Soros
10. Harrison Ford
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2019, 08:50:32 AM »
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  [L.N.E]Giblets [22|Dec 10:40 AM]:   hey mushroom remember that day we were strugging and dog-o was like I'M GONNA PULL THE FUCKIN' PLUG and we both went "do it" and he just kinda limped out that was a good day and I guess what I'm saying is, well, we've not always seen eye to eye but I think our emotional bond is way deeper and stronger than any old nonsense about ideology or my low testosterone or your ridiculous handsomeness and wit and, well, it's long overdue, but David Mushroom Hedgehogstein, will you marry me?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2019, 09:09:15 AM »
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1.   RBG
2.   Richard Simmons
3.   Jimmy Carter
4.   Pete Davidson
5.   Artie Lange
6.   Jay Rockefeller
7.   Billy Clinton
8.   Willie Mays
9.   Comey
10. Weinstein

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2019, 10:27:53 AM »
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1. RBG
2. Pete Davidson
3. Leah Bracknell
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Larry King
6. George Soros
7. Tommy Chong
8. Olivia Newton-John
9. Demi Lovato
10. Eminem

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2019, 11:16:10 AM »
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Lol you idiots, if Kirk Douglas dies you'll lose points.  :reagan:

My list:

1 Action Bronson
2 Pete Davidson
3 Roman Reigns
4 Bob Barker
5 Artie Lange
6 Steve Gleason
7 Ruth Bader Ginbsburg
8 Tim Conway
9 Larry King
10 Mel Brooks