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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #100 on: March 04, 2019, 12:44:56 PM »
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Keith Flint of the band Prodigy killed hisself this weekend. He was 49 years old. Fucking faggot.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/mar/04/prodigy-singer-keith-flint-dies-aged-49

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #101 on: March 04, 2019, 12:51:58 PM »
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Keith Flint of the band Prodigy killed hisself this weekend. He was 49 years old. Fucking faggot.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/mar/04/prodigy-singer-keith-flint-dies-aged-49

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq31ieJEX3U" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq31ieJEX3U</a>

Do we need to take bets on how he did it?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #102 on: March 04, 2019, 02:10:40 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #103 on: March 04, 2019, 11:12:32 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #104 on: March 06, 2019, 01:22:21 AM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #105 on: March 06, 2019, 01:23:35 AM »
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King King Bundy - 39 points


https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/wwe-legend-king-kong-bundy-dies-at-61

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #106 on: March 06, 2019, 09:49:01 PM »
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lel Alex Trebek just confirmed that he has Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #107 on: March 06, 2019, 10:29:44 PM »
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lel Alex Trebek just confirmed that he has Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer.

I'll take, "what is something you didn't expect a game show host to say" for 200, please.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #108 on: March 06, 2019, 11:32:36 PM »
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lel Alex Trebek just confirmed that he has Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer.
What is a shitty deal?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #109 on: March 07, 2019, 12:12:35 PM »
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lel Alex Trebek just confirmed that he has Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #110 on: March 07, 2019, 04:45:58 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch_hoYPPeGc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch_hoYPPeGc</a>
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #111 on: March 07, 2019, 09:49:27 PM »
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King Kong Bundy - 39 points


https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/wwe-legend-king-kong-bundy-dies-at-61
Are fucking kidding me? I had him on for two years or more but took him off this time because he was so far from dead.
Celebrity Deadpool 2016 WINNER: Muhammed Ali (26) & Gareth Thomas (29) for 55 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2017 Third Place: Gord Downie 47 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2018 WINNER: Total Biscuit (67), Aretha Franklin (24) & John McCain (19) for 110 points

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #112 on: March 08, 2019, 10:25:16 AM »
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Ehud Arye Laniado: short, tiny-penised man - 35 points

https://www.foxnews.com/health/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enhancement-procedure-reports-say

One the one hand, lol mega rich Lilliputian dies and now the world knows he had a tiny dick.  :facepalm:
On the other hand.... what? You can have surgery for that??!?! I have a friend who will be very happy to hear that.  :obama:
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #113 on: March 08, 2019, 12:20:43 PM »
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On the other hand.... what? You can have surgery for that??!?! I have a friend who will be very happy to hear that.  :obama:
If I remember the Dave Barry piece on the subject from ~20 years ago right, they inject fat from your belly into the shaft. It doesn't sound particularly effective to me, and it's not going to add length.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #114 on: March 08, 2019, 01:07:08 PM »
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That sounds fucking horrible.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #115 on: March 08, 2019, 02:53:45 PM »
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Author of Dead Solid Perfect and longtime Golf Digest columnist Dan Jenkins has died.



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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #116 on: March 08, 2019, 09:49:36 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #117 on: March 09, 2019, 09:36:05 PM »
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Dan Jenkins was funny as shit and so politically incorrect, I'm surprised no one singled him out for a struggle session.

godspeed old man
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #119 on: March 11, 2019, 04:45:48 PM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #120 on: March 11, 2019, 11:17:25 PM »
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She look-a like-a man.
Celebrity Deadpool 2016 WINNER: Muhammed Ali (26) & Gareth Thomas (29) for 55 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2017 Third Place: Gord Downie 47 points
Celebrity Deadpool 2018 WINNER: Total Biscuit (67), Aretha Franklin (24) & John McCain (19) for 110 points

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2019
« Reply #121 on: March 17, 2019, 10:16:08 PM »
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